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I'm a goofy, weird, somewhat funny, pretty girl who is sweet as a .. button? Or is it cute as a button. Ah, that's it! :)

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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor

 

When you`re in the middle of telling a joke.

setthe-musicfree:

& you ain`t even get to the funny part yet, but you`re already like :

“Na na, hold up, the funny part`s coming up.”

But your friend just stares at you…waiting :

Then when you tell them the funny part they don`t laugh. & they say your joke wasn`t funny.

You`re just like.

 

I`m funny bitch!

Don`t deny it.

  looooool <3

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That awkward moment when there’s someone overly competitive in your gym class

sharolyneslife:

They’re all like

And you’re like

Well, excuuuse the fuck out of me, I didn’t know we were competing in the olympics.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOL

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i hate when light-haired girls are just sitting there complaining like "omg my legs are SO hairy!"

setthe-musicfree:

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

when in reality they look like this:

and i’m just sitting there like:

BITCH PLEASE.

This is a cool blog to follow

HAHAHAHAHAHA

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&lt;3

<3

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  1. Had Beer.
  2. Smoked an entire cigarette
  3. Smoked a cigar
  4. Done drugs.
  5. Write on a bathroom wall.
  6. Read a George Orwell book.
  7. Had sex.
  8. Had a physical fight.
  9. Used Twitter.
  10. Listened to Lady Gaga.
  11. Been in a car accident.
  12. Gotten suspended.
  13. Gotten expelled. ;)
  14. Been allergic to something.
  15. Got a computer virus.
  16. Touched a real gun.
  17. Had a dog
  18. Had a cat.
  19. Been pregnant.
  20. Camped out.
  21. Swam in the ocean.
  22. Wore a bikini.
  23. Driven a car
  24. Been sent to the principal.
  25. Ever liked someone.
  26. Failed a class.
  27. Failed a test.
  28. Went to summer school. 
  29. Got worse than a D
  30. Got A*s, A’s and B’s.
  31. Read an entire book.
  32. Recorded my own music.
  33. Had an xbox.
  34. Worn heels more than 3 days in a row.
  35. Wore fishnets. 
  36. Wore skinny jeans.
  37. Been in love.
  38. Hated someone.
  39. Been cheated on.
  40. Cheated on someone.
  41. Did something sexual with someone of the same sex.
  42. Practiced Christianity.
  43. Worn makeup.
  44. Lied to my parents about where I was going.
  45. Had surgery.
  46. Had my license.
  47. Been to college.
  48. Graduated high school.
  49. Attempted suicide.
  50. Worn colored contacts.
  51. Painted my nails black.
  52. Broken someone’s heart.
  53. Had my heart broken.
  54. Cried for an hour straight.
  55. Lost something very valuable.
  56. Got separated from one of my parents as a kid.
  57. Broken a bone. 
  58. Gotten stung by a bee
  59. Eaten something bad/expired.
  60. Threw up from being so drunk.
  61. Saw someone throw up from being so drunk.
  62. Danced with someone of the opposite sex.
  63. Owned an ipod.
  64. Owned an iphone.
  65. Fell for a best friend. 
  66. Stole a friend’s significant other.
  67. Went far away from home for more than a week.
  68. Moved out.
  69. Ran away.
  70. Teased my brother/sister
  71. Been to a hospital.
  72. Had food poisoning.
  73. Had a job.
  74. Been fired.
  75. Lied to a friend.
  76. Lied to a family member.
  77. Had a Facebook.
  78. Posted a video on Youtube.
  79. Started a rumor about someone. 
  80. Talked bad about someone.
  81. Dropped out of school.
  82. Deliberately failed a test.
  83. Been skinny dipping.
  84. Counted to a million.  
  85. Counted to a thousand.
  86. Ate rabbit meat.
  87. Ate duck meat.  
  88. Had fast food.
  89. Been to Church.
  90. Been to Canada.
  91. Been married.
  92. Had a divorce.
  93. Broke a glass.
  94. Hugged someone today.
  95. Texted someone today.
  96. Received a phone call today.
  97. Threw something out of the window. 
  98. Ignored a text from someone on purpose.
  99. Had my feelings hurt by a friend and never told them.
  100. Wish you were somebody else.

stophatingyourbody: This is me, I’ve always been the fatty, two chins, beast, fatso, tub of lard, etc etc, you all know, I’ve been all this since 2nd grade, I’ve always been chubby, and since the 2nd grade, people decided to call me all of this. It still affects me, I’m 16 I’ve just finished 9th grade, and I’m still mocked, I cry, I’ve always cried, I don’t why the world has to do this to people like me and you, so what, we don’t have defined muscles&#160;? We’re not fit like some are&#160;? What the hell is wrong with that&#160;? I’d rather be fat and smart or sweet, than muscled and a complete idiot. Do not hate what you are, you are you, you are what you want, you are what you were made, you have to like you, you need to like you, I like you, why shouldn’t you&#160;? www.cigarinmymouth.tumblr.com http://stophatingyourbody.tumblr.com/ BE BRAVE! JOIN THE REVOLUTION!

stophatingyourbody:

This is me, I’ve always been the fatty, two chins, beast, fatso, tub of lard, etc etc, you all know, I’ve been all this since 2nd grade, I’ve always been chubby, and since the 2nd grade, people decided to call me all of this.

It still affects me, I’m 16 I’ve just finished 9th grade, and I’m still mocked, I cry, I’ve always cried, I don’t why the world has to do this to people like me and you, so what, we don’t have defined muscles ? We’re not fit like some are ? What the hell is wrong with that ? I’d rather be fat and smart or sweet, than muscled and a complete idiot.

Do not hate what you are, you are you, you are what you want, you are what you were made, you have to like you, you need to like you, I like you, why shouldn’t you ?

www.cigarinmymouth.tumblr.com

http://stophatingyourbody.tumblr.com/

BE BRAVE! JOIN THE REVOLUTION!

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My secret crushhh&#8230; &lt;33

My secret crushhh… <33

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